The Sealhog Men's Stonewash Tee

100% combed cotton stonewash t-shirt (140 GSM), produced under ethical working conditions and screenprinted in New Zealand using environmentally friendly, organic inks.

This screenprint is done by the Royal Master Artist mixing the inks together while printing, so each one will have an individual blend of colours.

Sizing guide in images.

Accompanied by The Sealhog story-card. 

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The Sealhog, Noisiest Creature in Klah

The native sealhog of Klah, who spends his nights snoring so loudly other forest creatures are forced to migrate great distances, and spends his days crashing loudly through the undergrowth, screaming and squealing like a deranged smoke alarm, has been nominated in the Noisiest Creature in Klah competition.

The sealhog is normally found romping around in seaside forests, and many of those who live in these areas have been forced to erect sealhog-proof fences around their properties, covered in sponges and bits of foam to absorb the racket. You would think, with all this excessive clatter that the sealhog could not possibly manage to catch any prey and that the species should surely have starved to death long ago, but in fact, due to the amount of time his mouth is gaping wide open, a surprising amount of flying grubs and fish find their way into his cavernous mouth.

The Noisiest Creature in Klah competition ends on the next Full Moon and the winner will receive a powerful megaphone.

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