The Burglavorous Snitcheri Men's Hoody

◆The Burglavorous (Burglavorous snitcheri), like any plant with several mouths and an appetite for more than just sunshine, should be treated with caution. Although generally a hardy houseplant that can survive in most conditions, it should not be placed within reach of anything valuable, for given the chance, the plant will burgle all your possessions, and where they end up, no one is sure. The burglaries are not only limited to silver spoons and common household rubies; there have even been cases of expensive miniature poodles and pedigree cats disappearing, and we won’t speak of what happened to Lady Zirconia who foolishly tried to water a fully grown Burglavorous with a hand bejewelled in precious rings.◆

 

350 GSM 100% Cotton French Terry Hoody, handprinted with the Burglavorous. This garment has a pullover hood, kangaroo pocket, raglan sleeves, metal tipped drawcord, hem and sleeve cuff ribbing, and is preshrunk to minimise shrinkage. Sizing guide in images.

Comes with the Burglavorous story card and the Klah certified seal of authenticity.